Random TidBits:
Over heard at a party: "If you think about it Logic doesn't make any sense" (um, ok)
my friend: you a mind reader?
me: hell no, I can't even read my own mind
mikainsb: Who invented dry cleaning and what the fuck were they thinking
dem0nh00d: cleanliness obsessive compulsives who were afraid of water
Comedy Central comedian: She cursed like a long shore man with tourette’s.
Me: Being organized is very annoying. I spent all this time looking for a receipt, everywhere in the house, pockets of clothes, on my desk, stuck to my fridge, in my purses, and in various piles of paper which seem to creep into around my house like unwanted ivy. So after an hour and some, where do I find the receipt, in my filing cabinet in a file labeled receipts. Who would have thunk!
License Plate: Cialis (A drug for Erectile Dysfunction)
License Plate Holder: If you can’t get, It up any other way.
Geek Out Land:
instant message geek chat:
mikainsb: unfortunately I have juggle zeros and ones this week for cash
dem0nh00d: watch out for the twos
mika in sb: WHAT!!! there are twos! jesus christ... apocalypse
dem0nh00d: so yeah, keep an eye out
mika in sb: how will I recognize them?
dem0nh00d: pain. lots of pain, and crashes, lots of crashes
mika in sb: no no no crashes. no crashes! no cpu peaks, no blue screens of death! no crashes!
mika in sb: and none of my pcs have airbags!
dem0nh00d: you're doomed
Geek License plates:
License plate: ILLINIX
License plate: DELETE
License plate: IM ROOT
(I have been collecting these for about a month.) I like the DELETE one the best. I guess I live in a geeky town. Lots of geek license plates. I think my friend has SYSADMN.
The end.
P.S. I learned how to spell hodgepodge for this entry (aren't you proud), and yes I know the P is not supposed to be capitalized... but it is prettier that way. Same with TidBits. Spelling be damned for the sake of aesthetics. Grammar be damned for humor. Boy my English teachers would be proud.
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