Sunday, August 02, 2009

Switzerland

(This post is dedicated to my friend Michael Dünki who was an extraordinary host showing me an incredible time in Switzerland.)

Switzerland is idyllic. The countryside is endless foothills equally meadow and forest, behind which are the stereotypical snow-capped mountains. I had the great fortune to go hiking in the Swiss Alps on a marvelous summer day. There was still snow on the trail, but the sun was warm on our backs. The senses are overwhelmed somehow with the simplicity. The air is crisp, clean and quintessential perfect mountain air. The views are of green valleys, dotted with wooden houses with steep roofs, bordered by tall snow-capped mountains. But the sound is what I found most enchanting of all. Roaming the meadows of Switzerland are cows adorned with large cow bells. Drifting on the air is the sound of a continuous collect of bells, like a quiet distant wind chime.





Notice the big bell on the cow's neck:



The Swiss are an interesting people with a very great and deep appreciation of rules. I noticed this trait while waiting for lights to change. In the States, if you are waiting to cross the street and there are no cars coming in any direction, you don’t wait for the light to change. You cross the street against the light.

I never saw a Swiss person do this. Out of curiosity, I sat and watched people at a light. The light cycle was about four minutes. It didn’t matter. The Swiss would wait the four minutes for the light to cycle rather than cross against the light, even with no cars in sight for the entire cycle. I think this is indicative of the entire culture’s general attitude toward rules and regulations. There is a fundamental, inherit sense that rules and regulations exist for a reason and apply to everyone. This is quite contrary to the States, where we often feel that rules don’t apply to us or not in a particular scenario; if you doubt this, consider the last time you exceeded the speed limit.

One of the minor things I found so impressive about Switzerland was the roads. They were in perfect condition, everywhere. Since the country is so hilly, it is often more efficient to travel through the hills and mountains than around them. The network of tunnels was impressive.

And as if to emphasize that they are Swiss and time keeping is important, the time is posted above major roadways. OK, this is a bit of an exaggeration. They have sign posts where they can dynamically update information for drivers. (My friend indicated that they might be used for information about particular festivals or road conditions.) But lacking any announcements on road conditions, they post the time. I never saw an announcement. To me it just seemed like every few miles there was a sign post announcing the current time.



Let’s talk about food. The Swiss LOVE their cheese and their meat. It seems that half their markets are dedicated to an assortment of cheese and meat preserves of one type or another. Eating in Switzerland I noticed that cheese is a component of every dish. This makes sense in a way; all those cows idly chiming away can’t merely be for decoration.

Another aspect of Switzerland, which was so stereotypical and so true were the rustic wood houses with steep roofs and vibrant flower boxes. I wish I had taken more pictures of these houses.



Healthcare is a hot topic in America today. I found the way Switzerland addressed healthcare fascinating. All Swiss are required to have healthcare insurance which they pay for themselves. I have to admit that I like this solution but I also see the problem. There is simply no way we would achieve anywhere near compliance in the US. It has many benefits though. It fosters competition in the health insurance industry. People get to choose what insurance plan they pay for so there are many choices at a variety of prices. In some ways it is an additional tax, but I would rather pay my $120 to a competitive private health insurance company than to a government agency which does not have a fiscal incentive to be efficient. I think it is a great solution, but would also like to hear other people’s thoughts.

Lastly, one of my favorite things to do is take pictures of funny signs. This festival was clearly not named by a native English speaker.



And finally, stupid and cool.

Stupid: I honestly cannot think of anything stupid in Switzerland.

Cool: Everything about it, Switzerland: the alps, the cheese, the cows, the time, the appreciation of rules, the look of the houses, everything.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Nothing

I have come to learn more people were used to reading this blog than I realized. As many of you know and some of you guessed, I have left ships. And land life is awfully redundant.

On ships you see new things every day which is not only inspiring but it also provides a wealth of material. On land, because you see the same place day in and day out, none of it pops out at you as particularly thought provoking or noteworthy.

Well, I stumbled upon something noteworthy, namely what I like to call Nothing. I have actually gone out of my way to see Nothing multiple times. I have dragged other people to see Nothing, cause it is such a kick. I have made sure people had some nothing to take home with them. I happen to really like Nothing.

So what is Nothing? Nothing is “The Nothing Machine.” It is a Rube Goldberg type machine which literally does “nothing” over and over and over again.

(If you are not familiar with Rube Goldberg, then you have missed a charming little idiosyncrasy of American culture. Rube Goldberg was briefly an engineer and a life long cartoonist. The cartoons that gained him lasting fame depicted overly engineered and generally convoluted machines which did the simplest or most mundane of tasks in a ridiculously complicated way.)

The Nothing Machine, approximately six feet tall, three feet wide and two feet deep, sculpted by Rodney Aguiar, utilizes an old typewriter in the center of mechanized classic motorcycle parts including several gears, chains, springs and pistons, to type “nothing” repeatedly. Hence, it is The Nothing Machine which literally does “nothing” over and over again. The curators are quick to tear off some paper with “nothing” on it so patrons can take a little bit of Nothing home with them.



(Sorry, the video quality isn't great.)



I have always liked Rube Goldberg machines, but this one with the added word-play dimension, very much entertained me.

I hope it entertained you as well.

Cool: The Nothing Machine.