Today is April 19th, The Second.
You may ask, “What the hell is April 19th The
Second?”
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That means, when you are on a ship, traveling east, across
the international dateline, you in fact experience a date twice. First you do
say twenty-four hours, which you will call April 19th, The First
April The 19th. Then, at some time, say at 3AM, on April
the 20th, you will fairly arbitrarily decide to change time from Samoa
Standard Time (UTC+13) to Hawaiian Standard Time (UTC -10), and effectively,
declare yourself now at 4AM, April 19th, The Second April The 19th.
For the humans onboard, we distinguish these days as April
The Nineteenth, The First and April The Nineteenth, The Second.
As the network administrator, I have to tell you, as
confusing as it is for the humans, it can be much more confusing for the
computers. Some systems really don’t handle well doing a date twice. We out right turned off a component of our
provisioning system. And how exactly do you think we tricked our restaurant
booking system into taking reservations for two different days, both referred
to as April 19th on a traditional calendar. (I could tell you, but
then I wouldn't earn the big bucks.)
By the end of next week, I will have spent at least
twenty-three hours in every time zone on earth. That is fairly cool. And April
19th, 2013, well that was a hell of a long day for me. It was
forty-four hours long, or I lived it twice, depending on how you look at.
Cool: Experiencing real life Groundhog’s Day. (Movie reference.)
Stupid: Trying to figure out all the system problems that
will slowly trickle out from having lived April 19th twice.
2 comments:
Lol... Yeah I heard all the stateroom locks freaked out once on the date line! The troubles with time travel ;p
4 years later... let's hope all systems are happy tonight!
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