As much as I would like to believe I am creative enough to come up with stuff like this, alas, I am not.
A company in Encino, a city in California best known for bedrooms featured in a porn collection near you, is now offering Porñatas.
Porñatas, for those of you not familiar with the terms, are Porn Piñatas. I assume everyone will be comfortable with the term porn. A piñata is animal-shaped cardboard decorated with tissue paper, filled with candy and then held above kids wielding bats. The kids beat the shit out of the piñata until it breaks and drops all the candy.
Porñatas, made with the adult party in mind, make sinful that once wholesome sport of destroying a doll. The Porñatas can be naked men (Big Bad Budging Brian for example) or women (Devilish Debbie perhaps).
The dolls come empty. They can be filled with the obvious piñata pastime candy. Then there are the more lewd ideas. For a fee you can select an “add-on” (not to be confused with a strap-on). Add-ons include penis and boob toys and edibles. There are other ideas like condoms, props, lotions, etc.
It hardly seems right to beat dolls depicting limbless, defenseless people. (Yeah Yeah, I suppose I am oversensitive.) Nonetheless, it seems a bad omen if your date shows a little too much enthusiasm with the bat.
On that note, my friend Linda had a great idea for the next generation. She suggested that beating the doll with a bat didn’t seem the spirited way to get the candy out. She thought of a different method of “beating” it out.
Just a warning, I caution against confusing a friends bachelor piñata with your eight years old's. That might cause some friction in the parent circles, and not the good kind.
Reference:
http://www.eroticpinata.com
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