Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Headlines From Around The World

The Prime Minister of Italy has promised not to have sex until April 9th, the date of the general elections.

I don’t know about you, but that is a little more information about the Prime Minister of Italy than I really cared to know.

I wonder if this will improve his chances at the polls

By the way, I have decided “Canal” is a ludicrous understatement.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Understatement how?

Anonymous said...

I'm not to have sex until April 9th as well! Sadly, however, not by choice however, but by habit.

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to have sex until April 9th as well! Sadly, however, not by choice, but by habit.