It Is A Hard Job, But Someone Has To Do it

Cool: I was required, for work, to hit two bars before 11am.

Stupid: How unexciting it actually was.

But it sounds cool.

The details: On a cruise ship, some of the largest spaces onboard are bars. So naturally, large meetings are held in bars. That kind of kills the alluring illusion.  Nonetheless, nothing like starting a Tuesday at 8:30am in “Luxe,” a luxury bar.

Cool: Walking down the corridor at work, around 2pm, to find waffles and an ice cream sundae bar set up.

“Why?” you ask

“Why not?” I ask.

Stupid: The required lecture on BMI tomorrow.  (BMI meaning body mass index, and the lecture meaning “Are you fat?” Oh the irony….)